Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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