This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
