did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Randomize
