Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
