Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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