he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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