I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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