i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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