We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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