is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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