I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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