We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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