whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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