My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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