yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Randomize
