I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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