is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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