it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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