So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
you made out with another girl for some wings
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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