I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
It was like getting head from an anaconda
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize
