Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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