margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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