therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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