Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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