you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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