Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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