You smell like stripper and shame
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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