Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
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