i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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