Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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