you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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