i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
my poor anus
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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