Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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