Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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