Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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