Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Is it because I queefed?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
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