I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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