We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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