3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
youre lurking in front of me
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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