I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
You made out with two different species that night
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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