Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
