Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
