He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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