The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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