so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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