No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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