you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I think i got beer on your cat.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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