You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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