Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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