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(614): View more from Ohio

Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?

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(618): View more from Illinois

So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.

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(810): View more from Michigan

was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?

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(361): View more from Texas

Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?

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(604): View more from British Columbia

You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance

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(925): View more from California

I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.

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