let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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