I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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