I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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