I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Sorry about my life...
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Randomize
